May 22, 2011
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
This interview was very serious about the threat of gnomes. When asked how dangerous gnomes are, Chuck's reply was, "I'd say red-alert, DEFCON-2, threat-level-orange dangerous." He also says people who think gnomes are cute are smoking too much peyote. Ha ha. I wonder what he'd say if he found out I have three of them living in the house. After reading this article I will probably order a copy of his book on amazon and find out just how in denial I am about the dangers of gnomes.